GET YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding
Become an ABSOLUTE UNIT in Get Yolked
Welcome to Get Yoked (also known as Get Yolked) - a hilarious roguelike deckbuilder from Greg's Games where you sculpt your dream body through intense workouts, smart card combos, and absurd gym chaos. Join thousands of players on GetYoked.top and experience the most entertaining bodybuilding game ever made! 💪
Strategic Deck Building
Craft your perfect deck with over 100 unique cards representing exercises, supplements, and recovery techniques.
Dynamic Progression
Every playthrough offers fresh challenges with procedurally generated events and competition requirements.
Risk Management
Master the balance between maximum gains and injury prevention through strategic rest periods.
Competitive Gameplay
Compete in bodybuilding competitions, unlock achievements, and become the ultimate champion.
Roguelike Elements
Each run is unique with permanent upgrades and different strategies to discover.
Satirical Humor
Experience the lighter side of fitness culture with witty writing and absurd scenarios.
PLAYER TESTIMONIALS
"I never thought a card game about bodybuilding could be so addictive! The 'Glute God' strategy changed my life."
"The perfect balance of strategy, humor, and muscle-building madness. I've played for 50+ hours and still discovering new combinations!"
"This game brings the joy and challenge of fitness to the virtual world. Every session is filled with surprises and achievements!"
GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE
Core Gameplay
Sculpt your physique and dominate bodybuilding competitions in this strategic card-based adventure. Play workout cards to gain muscle mass, manage fatigue levels, and strategically use supplements and rest periods to maximize your gains.
Key Features
- Strategic Workout Planning: Play workout cards to target specific muscle groups and achieve balanced growth.
- Fatigue Management: Balance intense workouts with rest periods to avoid injury and maximize gains.
- Supplement System: Utilize supplement cards to enhance your gains and reduce muscle fatigue.
- Flexible Build Paths: Focus on specific muscle groups or aim for overall development - become a Glutes specialist or build a balanced physique.
Competition System
Each competition has specific gain requirements you must meet to succeed. Make smart decisions on your journey to become an ABSOLUTE UNIT, carefully balancing your training intensity with recovery needs.
Game Controls
Simple and intuitive controls: Use your mouse to click or drag and drop cards, and interact with buttons. The game is designed to be easy to learn but challenging to master.
FAQ
How do I install GET YOKED on my PC?
GET YOKED is a browser-based game that requires no installation. Simply visit our website and click the "PLAY NOW" button to start playing.
What are the minimum system requirements?
- Modern web browser (latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge)
- Stable internet connection
- 1GB RAM
- Any device that supports HTML5
Is GET YOKED playable on mobile devices?
Currently, GET YOKED is only available for PC play. A mobile version is in development - stay tuned!
How do I win competitions in the game?
Win by competing in bodybuilding competitions. Each competition has specific gain requirements that you need to meet through strategic use of your workout cards.
Are there different strategies I can use to win?
Yes! You can focus on a single muscle group (like the famous 'Glute God' strategy) or aim for balanced development. Each strategy has its own advantages and risks.
What happens if my character gets injured?
Injuries require 2 days of rest to recover. During this time, you cannot train, so it's crucial to manage your fatigue levels carefully to avoid injuries.
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Game Features
- Play four different starting bodybuilders
- Over 200 unique cards
- Character customization system
- In-depth campaign mode
- Daily, endless, and challenge runs
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: 1ghz
- Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1050
Languages Supported
- English
- Simplified Chinese
- Spanish
- French
- German
- Japanese
- Portuguese-Brazil
- Russian